The parallels to Vampire: Bloodlines are ridiculous. Are we ever going to get the blood sucking game we all hope for?

Well... yeah. But with a friggin championship.

For those playing along at Home that immediately started thinking in terms of perverts per capita: Denmark has less than 6 million citizens. The United States has Morena than 300 million.

You’re doing god’s work.

Played betas for both games and didn’t “get it.” Picked this up for the 27 dollars or whatever. I regret it. This game hasn’t the worst story and voice acting of anything I’ve played in recent memory. PVP is painfully samey. The gameplay loop isn’t satisfying, leveling up isn’t satisfying (very few options on the…

Played betas for both games and didn’t “get it.” Picked this up for the 27 dollars or whatever. I regret it. This…

Aight. So I really like Deadspin. I read it every damn day.

You aren’t off base re: ninjas. That’s exactly why the phrase was created.