Lmao rekt

Lmao rekt

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I’m all for creative license, KinjaNinja, but this premise goes way too far!

Last night in bed, I told my wife that just like a phoenix rises from the ashes, my penis would rise again. She laughed at me and went back to surfing on her iPhone.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

Huff the Magic Dragon.

As someone who has played football at the collegiate level (D-III, fight me whatevs), suffered a torn rotator cuff the second day of camp, and gone on to start on the scout team all year...yes, you can play through this injury even though it’s an injury that will likely require surgery.

As someone who played football at a recreational level with his friends in the backyard, I can safely say that Bennett would not be able to block, catch passes, take hits and raise his fist in the air during the anthem if his shoulder was that injured.

Please be aware that you are criminally unfunny. I know that Deadspin routinely has the worst dad-humor on the Internet, but this is astonishingly dumb.

I’ve seen ketchup on steak, but corn on pizza? No one does this. Is this some Sioux City IA thing that nobody else needs to know about, like Skyline Chili?

I think the better question is: Are you the only one who ever tuned in to a Boomer & Carton broadcast?

Am I the only one who ever tuned into a Boomer & Carton broadcast and wondered if Carton’s vocabulary reached 2000 words and questioned if he could pronounce half of those correctly?

Craig Carton and Chris Christie, like many sports talk hosts, are alliterate.

Felger will die from a heart attack while having sex in the missionary position.

Wait, isn’t this the moron who’s always shitting on people for taking paternity leave? What an opportune moment to publicly remind people to care more about their families.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just your standard 21 dong salute.

It’s asshole vs asshole for sure, but I’m going with the asshole abusing his position of authority over the asshole needlessly wailing on his horn in annoyance.