Ha, no, I just totally missed what you were actually correcting. I thought you were the one being pedantic.

I’m getting a strong “first year law student” vibe from you.

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He sounds exactly like someone with one year of a Duke education under his belt.

He sounds just like every freshman on fall break from out of town college.

Yeah where I’m from that’s just good hustle

the student who was hit has been to the hospital twice because of post-concussion syndrome

[gunner in your CivPro class furiously masturbates]

Yeah but still...

Don’t forget the 2037 NBA Champion 76ers.

Between the Astros, Cubs and Royals, I think we’ve seen that TANKING ALWAYS WORKS. Congratulations to the 2017 world champion Astros, the 2018 world champion Braves, the 2019 world champion White Sox, the 2020 world champion Phillies and the 2021 world champion Padres!

I would love if the Browns tried to become the Navy of the NFL.

John Elway is on my fucking list, man. If it weren’t for the blind loyalty of this fan base, he’d have been run out on a rail after last year. Between 1) the Trump humping, 2) the failure to get Kaepernick in here as a backup (see number 1), 3) a failure to draft/sign anyone of consequence on the OL over the past 3…

Every photo of Paxton Lynch looks like a mug shot after a college kegger. I see photos of him and expect to read the phrase “charges dropped.”

This is such bullshit, doesn’t the government have better things for this bitch to do other than ruin my fantasy team?

I can’t tell whether you mean Zeke, the judge, Jerrah, or Goodell, but I appreciate both the quality of the curse and the fact that the only grammatical rule to which you adhered was capitalizing Lego.

The old, “I’m fine, I’ve only had a ‘couple.’”

Man. With an attitude like that, I bet Dave Roberts would be a fucking terrible designated driver.

Reply to this thread with what the score was when you went to bed.

Every morning following a game in this series, my son has woken up by asking, “Did the Astros win?” And given what he’d seen from the beginning of each game, he hasn’t believed our answers until he sees the box score on our phones.