Soooo, with regards to this question: At least another 5 years, right? Right.

This has been the Jason La Canfora Orioles Minute

With a goal and a fight last night, Malkin was only a rigging of a US presidential election away from the Vladimir Putin Hat Trick.

If you check his EV SV% (which tends to fluctuate a lot less with goaltenders, as shorthanded SV% can fluctuate wildly for reasons out of their control) Rinne has gone .932, .928, .927, .901 (played 24 games, that was the hip injury year), .932, .916, .927 since 2010-11.

Women love Nashville. I think it’s the number one bachelorette spot. Kathy here was the eighth invite, had a hell of a time, and just never went back to St. Louis with the rest of the girls.

Rinne’s clearly lacking confidence in his game right now, no question.

Why do you assume she’s from out of state?

Maybe Nashville’s love of catfish has inspired a 26 year old woman from out of state to put on the pads and pretend to be Pekka in net.

It would appear the people of Nashville were catfished into thinking they had a chance to win the cup.

I didn’t realize they made such a thing as weapons-grade Old Spice.

This is a great story, but may favorite part is that he very casually throws out the “I sprayed it with old spice to mask the stench a bit” like it’s an obvious and totally sane thing to do. I am not a fish monger, but I don’t think that’s a very effective way to deal with the smell of rotting fish in your trousers.

In Samardzija’s defense, it must be difficult for him to remember which team he plays for. 

Well yeah, it goes back to the old “Pred Wings” days.

I’ve always felt this image summarizes the whole family dynamic perfectly.

big idiot’s beef

Is there a way that the NHL can re-think how they use the instant replay like they did on that was disallowed? I get that if the attacking team retains possession and scores as a result of the offside that should be reviewable but if the defending team gains possession of the puck it shouldn’t be reviewable or at…

Weird stats from this game:

People may mock the idea of simulating this series on NHL ‘94 but they’ll be eating their words when the game ends 43-37 with Sidney Crosby scoring on 38 wraparounds.

“Much like my grandfather when he talked about Pearl Harbor, I did not see this action coming”

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.