Surely you’ve read about Dr. Loki Skylizard? His parents allowed him to pick his own name as a teen. He’s obviously risen above it, with a grin, but... I’m not sure all of us would be able to overcome what our 13-year-old selves thought was cool.

Thank goodness you went with Princess Directioner for that joke instead of Mrs. Harry Styles, (my legal name as soon as I turn in my paperwork.)

“You never hit anyone unless both you or that person are regulated by an appropriate sports or athletics body and are competing in an contest sanctioned by aforementioned body or otherwise through successful application of an appropriate level of violence to an aggressor party by you can reasonably expect to prevent…

Esme was our girl name (we had a boy) and it would have been after Granny Weatherwax. I was worried about the Twilight association though. My husband had the idea to make her business cards to point people to the real source. I could totally imagine a kid of ours telling people they are reading the wrong books.

I think most people secretly fear that they’re a Magrat.

I want to name my daughter something that means “go around the other side of the mountain”.

someone who has never read any ‘Discworld’, it’s too sad for the week before Christmas!

Um, lots of people get a Discworld reference.

Neveah and all of the *ai(y)den names make me make gaggy faces.

I’m holding out for Gytha.

Esme is the name of Granny Weatherwax and I demand you take your sinful wrongwords back.

Actually, the importance of head coverings is pretty familiar to me. I worked as an English tutor in a French high school, and I saw my students taking off and putting on their scarves as they entered the school grounds. I thought that was wrong, since I believe in the free exercise of religion. This is not that,…

The law doesn’t require that they change how the dress, what language they speak, what religion they practice, etc, etc, etc. It does require that they not rape people just because in their home country, something is considered a come-on. It also requires that they not beat their wives and children. That’s not erasing…

True. They still owe their hosts a certain amount of respect for their rules.

Ah I had one of those when I went a semester to the States, the best one was “don’t try to bribe the policemen here”.

*Sigh* FINE, I’ll get a fucking Ps4! Jesus!!!

And ceasing water abuse correlates with a 100% decrease in cancer mortality.

So they didn’t go swimming, but did they at least get in some watersports?

It also claims that water is a homosexual pedophile Muslim immigrant that’s defrauding taxpayers and homeowners.

But no one can ever produce a copy of it, I’ll wager...