Does the BAFTAs get any attention in America? I always figured it was pokey, provincial ceremony that was kind of mostly intended for Brit audiences.

Nah, comedies never win Oscars.

Hey, it’s ok, a lot of beginners have trouble with that. Don’t be afraid to ask her for help. It’s better than fumbling around forever.

I’m gonna catch flak for this, but:

You missed the word ‘former’. As in ‘Former West Virginia clerk’. She was fired for being a bigot on the public’s dime, right?

*fewer horses and bayonets.

That’s why when I rule the world, I will implement sortition based governments in all the countries under my brutal regime:

And to further milk the cash-cow, this book is just the rehearsal script. There will be a second book with the director’s script released at some point later.

I guess it’s only fair that Reddit should get to name the baby then? I foresee no problems with this plan.

The electoral college system works the same way:

Indian men are middle eastern now?

You’re right. Socialism has never been popular with working class people. Apart from all the countries where it is.

To be fair, I can’t imagine a more empowering way to wake up. In seconds that would transform me from bleary-eyed zombie groping my way to the bathroom sink to proud Master of the technological terror that is my Toyota, young Sith Padawans following in my majestic wake.

For myself it’s all about the Needs. I hinted for 3 months (covering xmas and my birthday) that I needed a new workbench. Nada. I think the wife doesn’t want my tools taking up any more room. (But how am I gonna make some room in the house without a decent workbench so I can make a shed?!)

Made from real Italians?

This. Some people are domestically minded, and that’s not a bad thing even if it is the woman in a het marriage. As long as that’s what makes her happy.

Depends, do you mean Xmas ‘15 or Xmas ‘14? If it’s the latter, you’re probably safe, the poop would have hit the fan by now. If it’s the former, I’d be extra nice for a while, just to be on the safe side.

As an owner of a rival brand, I recognise the snark, but let me tell you, if the only way to get one of these bad boys were to get married, it would be a pretty good reason to get hitched.

Meh, I got my wife a really nice kitchen mixer for her birthday a few years ago. She was less “What, am I your kitchen slave now?” and more “Fresh brioche all day e’ry day, bitches!”

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