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“to organise the food for the company Christmas bbq”

You’re missing the point, your share of rations stingingly allocated to you by your mutant slaver overlords will be equal to a man’s share.

Yes, though the fact that you have to ask is a little disheartening.

I’m sure it was an honest misunderstanding. I’ve been known not to make my point very clearly before.

Urgh, when will people learn that banning something popular, necessary or addictive doesn’t actually stop it, it just drives it underground.

I suppose so. This is why you pay for any large purchase on credit card and then pay it off immediately. Insurance cover on credit cards is just so much better, particularly for holidays.

Thank god, I thought that post made me sound like some kinda sadist for a minute there.

I don’t mean kill the daughter, jeez. I mean I hope the daughter was not on the holiday with her....

I don’t think they are owed a refund because of the death, I do think they are owed a refund because the ship did not go to the destinations they paid for.

Please, please tell me ‘left behind’ is a purely figurative term and she didn’t leave her daughter on the ship alone.

How’s that non-standardized sexual health education working out for ya?

ipso hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy, possibly.

Could be, could be an undiagnosed congenital heart defect, circulatory issue or any one of a hundred things that shouldn’t happen to babies every day around the world.

Edit: responded to wrong post.

‘the’ other option? Young lady, there are so many options available to a wholesome girl who had been a dirty whore had an indiscretion, why, you could go for ‘out of state schooling’ and come back with your new baby sister your momma can raise as her very own. That’s a healthy family life, right there, just like

And when will the statistics come out as to how many women have died as a result of botched abortions. Because you know they’re out there, whether they’re calling them that or not.

I imagine daycare is safer because the most dangerous things don’t happen at daycare (bathtimes, sleeping in bed with mum because she’s just too damn tired to keep getting up to deal with the baby’s screaming and, well, just having the baby next to you keeps her quiet and you can put her back in her cot when she has

To be fair, with SIDS there isn’t anything to criticize. As far as we know at the moment some infant deaths just... happen. It’s a horrible thing, but that’s currently the limit of our knowledge.

Well, yes. Well thought-out plans should be the result of any avoidable disaster, but knee-jerk plans made on the back of vague evidence is a recipe for disaster (see ‘3 strikes’ rule etc).

Yeah, in the UK, it’s full pay for 3 months, I think... then part pay, then SMP (statutory maternity pay) at 9 months the pay dries up, but you get another 3 months unpaid.