“Obstruction in direction of travel detected. Press accelerator again to proceed.”

Hyperbole

Don’t forget all the calls you get for cruise packages, which are often just randomly dialed numbers.

“data fact”. I do not thing that term means what you think it means.

For a flashlight, use a long lifespan alkaline rather than rechargeable, unless you’re using the flashlight all the time. Duracell (and probably others) are usually 8-10 years of shelf life right now, which is more in line with how a flashlight is used. Meaning, it sits in a drawer for a few years and when you need…

For a flashlight, use a long lifespan alkaline rather than rechargeable, unless you’re using the flashlight all the…

As a middle manager reading your article during work time, I have to say, “are you trying to screw this up for the both of us, Hamilton?”

Counterpoint - I had a backpack in college with a fluorescent pink airline tag. I set it down, and a few minutes later I see a guy walking out with MY BAG. Of course after I yelled at him, we realized he had an identical bag with an identical tag. There is no, “we became good friends” epilogue to this story, he just…