Not real world expertise, Doc, obviously. But in the show she seems to be able pull a lot out of her ass, and make it work. Not as bad as Wilson and his dual talents for genetics and nuclear physics on Falling Skies, but still...

Hey, now, don't go spending my money.

That's a great idea! Make them do it. Make them do it!

the tendency to idealize the time they came from

"Goody Proctor is a witch!"

Because that's what most of them long for.

So can we be done with The Rapture-based entertainments now?

He didn't pray? I thought Cage being left behind was god's punishment for starring in "The Wicker Man" remake, Ghost Rider 1&2, and a whole bunch of other awful movies.

That is most likely swamp gas reflecting the planet Venus.

"A country boy would not refer to cattle as "cows" unless they were all female."

To me it seems more like a vote of confidence that no one else in church could possibly be dirty. It would be interesting to study infection rates in churches that still do this, though.

lol I got this too! Awesome reference if intentional.

Turns out, Al Gore was wrong.

lol science fiction

"We're entrees on the aliens menu."

I don't think he pees. We've seen his drinking water but trees/plants get rid of excess water by releasing water vapour through stomata. The problem here is that stomata are found on the leaves and Groot doesn't have them but for the sake of the argument I'll assume that Groot has similar organs somewhere on the body.

"sext: i lie in the brook" I also lie in the house, at work, while shopping, during dinner, etc... I'm a lying sack of shit.

[hurls tomato, then applauds]

Back in law school for the Law School Revue we put on a puns and crimishment sketch. I still have the Tommy Brock plushie I used to badger a witness.