These reviews are bizarre. I understand the desire to hear about slavery from the point of view of black Americans and not white Europeans, but this is not that show; this is Outlander: the main character is a time-traveling, English white woman from the 1960s. So exactly how are you expecting this show to not “center…

I hate to be this blunt, but I have never liked your reviews. Oh golly, Ian is suddenly into Native Americans and you’re annoyed that we haven’t seen any onscreen yet. As if there aren’t 11 more episodes in this season where that might reasonably happen.

Yep. There is a major difference between vaping cannabis oil and vaping nicotine. Also, there are so many different types of weed vapes besides just ones that use oil. The first vapes only worked for herb.... It's less dangerous to vape weed than smoke it, but it's certainly not safer to vape nicotine than smoke…

Other than looking like you’re smoking a remote control or thumb drive, it’s become so popular among middle and high schoolers that people are starting to worry more about what’s in the juices. Especially since most of them get it mail order from random sources.

What is it about the fans that demand that the reviewer mirror their own opinion?

“Yep... that’s some good shit.”

Okay, no argument here that Heidi is the worst in this episode. But the rest of what you’re saying is kind of ridiculous. It wasn’t like she was imposing any kind of power over him, she was being selfish and not realizing how much she was bugging him. There is no assault or consent happening here. She was being…

In the name of equal opportunity and inclusiveness, can we please discuss Heidi’s toxic femininity and the numerous assaults she commits against Eric although he technically consents to all of it, it really isn’t consent because she forces her female privilege upon him and intimidates him into “consenting” to her vile…

“He flew away, vowing we’d all be dead by Halloween!”

Claire reminds me of Olivia from Fringe. She was ambivalent about motherhood but she grew to love the notion of making her own family. I think that’s what Claire was missing. She lived so long with the misinformation that she couldn’t have children, and I think that (plus Faith) plays into why she couldn’t just fall…

I would genuinely just love if Jamie actually held Claire a little more to the fire for abandoning their child to a world where she pretty much has zero family. That’s not really meant as a criticism. I actually love the areas where Claire isn’t just “strong female character.” She’s imperfect. That’s a good thing!

Between Luke admiring his sister’s sexy handiwork and Manny deciding to use his Mom as a trophy girlfriend, this was the most incesterrific Modern Family in ages.