I thank my lucky stars I never fell for an artistic genius! They seem to make the shittiest husbands.

While the commentary was on point, you really get a star for the use of the phrase “Bumboclaat.”

Sloane Stephens made the quarterfinals, too. I hope we have a All Sista Finals

She used her personal cellphone, a fact we didn’t know before.

I don’t know about America, but Pence would be worse for me. They are both evil, they both want to see me and those like me wiped out, but Trump’s incompetence makes it harder to get their agenda out there properly. He keeps getting in the way with his tantruming ego. Pence doesn’t have that self sabotaging streak to…

This essay should be FAR more widely read:

This, and my message for his buddy, Michael Ian Black:

I would also like to point out that Louis getting back into the business throws an admitted predator into the work place for these comedians. Women will continue to feel unsafe in a business that basically says that a famous man is more important than a safe work environment.

“Tell us, exactly, the volume and consistency of the pee”

“I met God. She’s Black” (my response was to smile and say, “Yes, I am.”)

Wow I didn’t know this. I’m mad that this changes my image of him. It’s sick. But we need to start addressing it the same time we address Jared Letos underage relationships and why he gets a pass. 

When? Never, because the same reason nobody on Jalop addresses another dead loser, Henry Ford. People tend not to throw dirt on the dead, because it’s just not as cathartic. Because they’re now dead, nobody cares.

Yeah no.  33 year old comes by and courts my 16 year old daughter, and it’s me who’s committing the first felony.

While it hasn’t been nasty, this is still my favorite thing Jennifer Garner has ever said:

How do I attend your Concern Trolling 101 classes?

As a Black Cosplay, I am:

-Upset that I didn’t know this existed.
-Sad that I didn’t get to go.
-In love with all the amazing cosplay.

they look like babies! Is this what I looked like with my first boyfriend at 15???? 

That man has been going a hundred miles an hour since Cheetolini’s reign of terror began. Healing thoughts and prayers for his speedy recovery.

Sure, sure...just so you know, my mother had her first two kids via a dude with supposedly good pull out game.  She called it “Catholic roulette.”