Racist against old people? That’s cute. What do you suppose will happen to government revenue when more people are working and paying taxes?

What's delusional about it? Why not explain your point of view instead of being like the weak minded liberals who are having mental breakdowns in college because they saw a picture of the confederate battle flag?

Damn it. I actually meant to type 42. I’m not sure why I typed 46. Fortunately, I always pack a towel. It’s essential for galactic travel, after all.

Oh, I think they know they’re blue...

You know what’s actually lazy, Wilbon? Relying on the tired cliches offered by athletes and coaches to “tell a story.” I don’t want to read that the Royals success this year is attributed to their “toughness,” that they just “wanted it more,” that they were “focused,” or whatever bullshit. It’s much more interesting…

This is an incorrect list:

By troubles, you mean 3 SB appearances and one SB ring? What a loser that guy is!

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

Not only could fans have been hurt upon exit, but the panic that could have resulted from calling the game and evacuating could very well have led to a stampede/crush situation and that is all to familiar a risk at soccer venues. They made the right call.

And they were right to do so.

Agreed. Glad the Jezebel girls weren’t the ones writing this story. “Trump Calls for Attack in Paris”... “Rich, White Conservatives. First Abortion. Now Terror?”

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

Of the Hill People?

Which is why I never listen to critics. I like what I like, and screw you Siskel & Ebert.

You’ve never had MRE #1, then.

Believing that every plane crash is a massive government conspiracy actually makes you the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. A government, that can’t keep anything a secret even when they try.

Or please, go ahead and continue to believe that a falsified report about solid rocket fuel found on a stolen airline seat…

Salty Mets fans tears are the best tears.

Meanwhile everyone’s seemingly ignoring the fact that Travid d’Arnaud couldn’t throw out your quadriplegic grandmother trying to steal 2nd base, so each time the Royals got a man on 1st not named Sal Perez, they were at 2nd within 3 pitches.

Regardless of who won and how, it’s important to realize that at least the Cardinals didn’t win anything.