Oh sure, but it’s totally fine for the Red Sox to freeze their own player?

No jury in the tristate area would convict him.

I don’t know if you served or not, but in my unit, it wasn’t that uncommon for a guys to go at each other, even during deployment. It’s not necessarily a sign of poor discipline, things happen in house and get fixed in house and that’s all there is to it. I really think comparing regular jobs to the military, or in…

Because only American kids can be spoiled, or something

I don’t think the inherently violent job of being an NFL player and your job creating TPS reports at a desk is an apples to apples comparison.

All clear at Wrigley.

Upon signing with the team, the blocking sled then tore its ACL after a collision with Robert Griffin III, whose leg fell off.

I think we need to leave her alone a little bit here. A belief in a person’s innocence despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary merely makes her a typical Patriots fan.

Please, please, please let there be a written statement from Mayweather! Something in Crayola’s Easter palette, preferably.

I thought 1738 was the number of at bats Omar Infante has had since he last walked.

Me: (Control + f. “black pearl.”)

Great, more talent to Lorde over the rest of the division.

As a Royals fan, this is damn good news. Honestly, I was worried the Royals management was too cheap to pay for more good players, but I guess I was wrong.

I personally just never liked how disdainful my parents’ generation were of “anglicismes” and how they tried to keep us from saying “e-mail” (courrier électronique) and “download” (télécharger) when they always freely used “weekend” and “parking.” Made the language feel archaic and stagnant. Thankfully they kinda…

“If English was good enough for Jesus...”

Raises hand. Proudly.

Are you new to life on earth?

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