Decent guy, strange taste in tapestry.

Mehh, not as bad as Kam Chancellor and his failed Fonzie scheme.

Even fridge space gets co-opted. You will never buy a cold 30-pack at the store again, or else you will get The Look.

Ah yes, who remembers having to reach behind the TV and change the switch everytime you wanted to play some Atari?

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

Format 90%

I need to print the one out about the three-year-old peeing into a cup and paste it all over the walls of the bathroom. If a three-year-old can pee in a cup, grown ass men can sure as shit pee without spraying all over the walls, floor, and (memorably) ceiling.

I originally read this as she survived but also killed her husband. O.o

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

How so? Is it really a surprise that a young maintainer likes the new super-wazzoo-techno-wonder plane?

I’d bet on the opposite, actually.

Actually you could not be more wrong. Everyone has an opinion, just because Dustin’s is different than your’s or mine does not mean he is a tool for anyone. Nobody edited his comments and he is not even in the service anymore.

I’m trying to find the part where they answered the question.

It’s no lie. And if you researched the topic, you’d know that.

and even then you could argue that it wasn’t even a foul.

Yes, the flood of hockey coverage has been keeping soccer down all these years. Just an insatiable appetite for hockey that overshadows soccer.

Damn, he just beat the 14 seconds flat Bartolo Colon clocked on a single last month.

The other half, as ever, being accurate and sustained artillery fire.