Hot take and totally right. Cadillac is doing it right by focusing on freeways, where you have a carefully controlled, predictable, well-marked, limited-access environment, and the benefit is high due to driver fatigue.

I’m sorry, but boomers aren’t going to buy that mower. It’s mid-engine. 

1st gear: The Passport was a rebadged Rodeo, not a Trooper

Neutral: GM Honda Partnership:

they could just be switching all their lineups over to simpler, less luxurious EV designs right this moment.

Wouldn’t the Saturn Vue Redline be a more recent collab?

Interior: A+++

100,000 dollars for this?! HahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhaaahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaFord Expeditionhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahah

yeah, those guys are pathetic. they’re insecure little boys who have to try to project “dominance” by having bigger toys than everyone else. then when you dismiss them they get all butthurt and act like “you’re just jealous because you can’t handle a big truck!” uh, yeah, skeeter, I was driving a Cummins 4x4 Ram long…

Ford got away with it with the Mach E, so I’m really not that surprised Nissan is also expanding their “Z” into a separate segment.

All I’m asking is that they got rid of dumb Mr. Bean door handles

Neutral: I hope someone at the NHTSA figures out these trucks are getting too monstrously huge. I shouldn’t have to climb on top my car to see where I am going or to back out of a parking lot. 

3rd Gear: I get it, but at some point, just making more ventilators doesn’t help without people and space to use them. Industry can’t bail us out of this, because it’s not a problem now of not having enough stuff, it’s a problem of assholes not doing what they should be. Having another million ventilators won’t make…

Here’s my sample article:

Car drive good. Except on bump roods. There it be “banga-banga-banga”. No room for taxidermy bear in back. 2 stars.

Do you need to be NYC based? Does hiring a writer with dyslexia count as a tax break for G/O Media? Do I have to stick to sports?

It looks like a goldfish painted up like Paul Stanley.

Honestly, all that makes the car worth even less to me. Not only do I find KISS unpleasant to listen to, but trying to preserve the signatures and whatnot would basically render the car useless.
Oh yeah, and it’s a Countryman. 

The gamble that this could be “worth something someday” isn’t worth garaging it for 20 years. Also, my guess is that the “rabid KISS fans” segement of the population is shrinking rapidly. 

C4+8in=V12