I watched the game. Boutte got his ass kicked the entire game. LSU’s entire offensive line played like shit. Wisconsin defenders were getting to Harris and Fournette untouched all afternoon. That was the actions of a chicken-shit punk who got his lunch eaten all day and was looking for someone to take out his…

He fell down catching the ball so was clearly down. Obviously you know nothing. But thanks for your great comment.

That’s some pretty good Steelers cosplay.

walking lady: I wonder if they even know how to drive that fucking thing

I wish NASCAR’s “experimental” changes that don’t suck (such as dirt ovals, new road courses, and rain tires, not competition yellows or countdown clocks or The Driver in 17th Position at 3:22PM on a Sunday During a Race at a Track Whose Ambient Temperature is Between 68 and 72 Degrees Fahrenheit Gets a Free Penalty…

Good list. Missing a few tho:

Women want armor that both lifts and separates.

Looks like it happens a lot:

That’s all still too slow for me when I work out. I need something the speed of Kshmr - karate, which has been on my workout playlist since it came out. Surprised there isn’t actual Hardstyle music on there.. guessing most people haven’t even heard of the genre. Also Happy Hardcore.

Oh. I was like, Eye of the Tiger! Dio! Iron Maiden!

Sorry, I meant, “...there was no more of this disaster show left to sit through in hopes that it would get better but somehow got perpetually disappointed.”

This just in: Criminals make poor decisions, often lack common sense.

There is “heading in general direction” and then there is “driving at them down a residential road”

It’s not so scary. If you’re running from police don’t drive in their direction. That’s common sense shit.

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

I really don’t expect a cop to know how to be accomplished with a slim jim. That’s what AAA is for. Remember, there is a time factor involved here.

eh just be happy he didnt shoot the window out and let it go :)

‘effin Florida. A third world country disguised as a state of the union, populated by brainless, toothless morons. Can we build a mile wide canal along the Florida border and disown this hell hole?

Instead of a baby monitor, I tie a string to my kids’ legs and run it down the stairs where it’s attached to a bell. If the bell rings, I know that my kids are up. I can normally just yank really hard on the string and it “trips” them back down into the bed where they’ll fall back asleep. Sometimes they get tangled…