Today I learned: Perth looks like Orange County.

Sink, Florida, sink!

Dude, have you ridden in a new Mercedes? Soundproofing is unbelievable.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

Toyota: Let’s Go Places We Shouldn’t

I learned snap-oversteer very very quickly in gen 1 Vipers when I was in my early 20s and used to under steering turbocharged front wheel drive cars.

Anticipation is key! I’ve avoided a number of wrecks by realizing the other driver is a dumb ass.

Because the pillow will remember the horrors of the spin cycle...

AND NEVER LET YOU FORGET!

And downloaded before the inevietable cease and desist from Nintendo...

There is a major disconnect between the shiteater grin of the driver and the terror of the people trying to gather up their kids who luckily escaped being run over. “My bad, my bad.”

I still remember that horrible song from the commercial...

CLAP ON
CLAP OFF
CLAP ON-CLAP-OFF!

But I’m glad it was totally cool for you guys to use it, promote it, and get as many clicks as possible from it.

This one pegs the bullshit meter to the max. I used to live in Texas and had an Impala. Sitting in traffic in 105 degree heat with dew points near 90 degrees had zero effect on how hot the engine ran. Police cars have upgraded cooling systems to help them deal with being used harder than civilian cars. They’re…

Or you could watch on Bloomberg, the only coverage that is going to attempt live fact checking. They will be overwhelmed.

Every time you feel like leaving the country, drink.

it crashed where the streets have no name

I think they hate it as a spectator sport. Some things just are trash to watch. The most fun I have losing my breath that doesn’t involve latex is playing soccer and playing badminton. Would I ever, under ANY circumstances, watch someone else play either of those things? Not a chance, thats dumb.

Is it called the Lumpy?

Imagine if Trump was elected...