America just wouldn’t be the same if you couldn’t see a golden Crown Vic with lights flashing, just tearing ass down a grass median and bouncing over every bump. Americans in traffic jams pretend they are NASCAR drivers on a caution lap and serpentine through their lanes so they can see 10 cars ahead and block as much…

Really I was just hoping for a GT Mode where you pick an old car and drive down 150 miles of coastal highway at sunset with 50 hours of James May commentary. It would be like car guy Abzu.

I’m going to be honest, I still haven’t figured out what the hell steam gems are yet. I sell all the cards and crap and eventually it adds up to enough steam wallet funds to get a decent game on sale.

All of my parent’s children took turns riding under the hatch of a Corvette until they outgrew “the sunbed.” I guess people didn’t shit bricks over that stuff until the 90's.

Infiniti’s naming scheme can be pretty opaque, but really remembering all these cars is a breeze compared to the way Glock and Smith&Wesson name products. You need a flowchart to figure out why the 4056 is different from the 6944. Glock just adds a number as they come out chronologically so it’s complete nonsense…

There is no type of person that Trump is more adept at dealing with and ignoring than gold diggers. She lost before she started.

If this comes up in a rap song a few months from now we’ll have a good idea of who did it this time.

There are two separate biker weeks. Biker groups can get a bit rowdy back at the hotels. Things have really calmed down as the Harley owners have aged.

Biker Week in Myrtle Beach is an unmitigated disaster. They should at least market a model of bike for people without hearing damage. They’re about as out of touch with the market as Ford was before they axed the Model T.

Forest Green is back, neat. I had a Mustang in that color before the defective clearcoat came off.

Ford Pinto.

Orange plaid on the interior of a Ford Pinto.

I liked the red in my C4.

I learned an important lesson from my brother once: Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight, and never bring a gun to a car fight. The Germans are learning that the hard way.

There are ones with THC fluid in them. They... are potent, especially if you don’t use the substance. If your kid has one of these but stares at their hands for a few hours maybe have a discussion with them (when they start blinking again).

Their lifted Impreza hatchback is a sales leader but they’re choosing to make an SUV even bigger than the colossal flop Tribeca? Between this and their build quality issues I’m seeing clouds on the horizon for the brand. It might be an equally terrible idea but a new ute would get my interest.

They flip on the issue every few generations. The “Japanese are children of Amaterasu” superiority complex goes hand-in-hand with their military governments and overseas invasions. The first time they started calling themselves uncivilized was when some American ships sailed up into Tokyo harbor in 1853.

His cousin Izmash Ferrari is a real playboy.

Who do they think is going to buy it and will the person responsible have a job in a year.