If I had to choose between a Tsuru or a donkey as I was fleeing a drug cartel abduction gang, I’d probably still pick the car. The safety standards are different in Mexico for a good reason.

It actually worked just fine until some retard drove into the pipeline with a tractor.

Bill didn’t shoot a wad of national secrets into an intern’s mouth though. And if he had, well their lips would be sealed.

There are at least 4 other charges pending, the article is a little brief. Still a totally fair assessment though. It’s pretty likely that she’ll be expelled.

I didn’t dump my whole “learning to drive” blog post into the comments section. They did not dump me in the car, they taught me how to drive it first hand and took me to the track instead of throwing me into it with “zero experience.” I had several years of driving before I was alone with one of those things.

I couldn’t find a single one I even did so I tossed the pandering condescending catalogue into the garbage. I should have just asked for all of them and stuck them on random household objects. The PVEZ leaf badge goes on the lawnmower by the way.

That’s what George W. Bush’s America did look like.

But he did turn, he did.

They were probably smiling until that last part, which is the part that really counts.

My wildest dream has always been a Craigslist filled with real ads and intelligent posters.

I saw two episodes of this when it debuted and I’m now convinced he has sculiosis. Does he ever straighten his neck or is he always tilting his head into the camera shot?

I had a Z28, it happens. My parents are gearheads and wanted me to learn to drive sports cars “because they knew I’d be driving them later and didn’t want me to kill myself” making the jump from a ratty 90's compact to a muscle car with zero experience. Cheap power is pretty common these days so I just had to shop…

I’m looking at every part and they all trip some repressed memory of a bad car. The door handles are the only thing that don’t make me reflexively cringe.

It’s like the worst of the 90's mixed with the worst of the 2010's. It’s somehow even uglier than an Aztek. Every wrong decision that could have been made has happened to this car.

You’re implying they would notice the children and actually try to stop.

Those were brutal. I went AWD on my last car. Now I just do stupid stuff in the snow. My only accident is still from that Mustang, it just hit some water in a tropical storm and said “Nope, this train’s running all night.” After three cars like that in a flood zone you get tired of tensing up when water hits your…

Got one when I turned 18. If I hadn’t learned I’d be dead by now and that car gave pop quizzes. My old Camaro and Corvette was even worse with it.

Steroids. But the maddest I’ve ever seen someone is this picture, or that German kid playing CounterStrike on camera.

Pillow cases have always worked for me.

Moustache.