There needs to be a PSA that lets people hear what gunfire actually sounds like. A tire in a subway, firecrackers on pavement, clapping? There are so many shootings in the news that people are actually expecting it now and hear what they want to hear.

Fortunately that is something I retained. Ithaca Super Nitro side-by-side, Winchester 69 A, and a .22 short carbine. He also left a fox horn, but the real, irreplaceable piece is my ancestor’s engraved powder horn from 1776 with his signature and art on it. He was one of the descendants of a Mayflower couple so that…

It won’t happen unfortunately, and we really need it in NC. The traffic out of Wilmington comes to a dead stop every day from 4 to 6 because construction added a merge lane but all it does is choke four lanes of traffic into two lanes under construction. I literally couldn’t leave this city for 3 hours last Friday and…

“a lawnmower and a set of tires”

My bank did it to me too, man.

Oh lord, it was a silver ‘12 Genesis Coupe with 2000 miles on it. I negotiated it down from 24k to 17.5k over the course of two weeks. I went to go pick it up and had a problem with the loan going through so some retired guy swept in during the intervening few hours and bought it with cash. I hate that dealership to…

The Toyota Camry of Automotive Journalism: Raphael Orlove

My local Subaru dealer might as well not exist. Their response to everything is “So what? That sounds like your problem.” I have a 2013 and got the 100,000 mile warranty from the class action. I haven’t had any engine problems and I hope I don’t because I’ll have to take it to those assholes and I’ll never see it…

It’s ok to be grey.

First of all, old Versas are good basic cars. They also run without any problems after a decade. Nobody has ever said that about Maserati, a company that makes Lamborghini’s reliability track record look like the Japanese train schedule. If you add on that this is a flooded car, you’d almost just have a parts vehicle.…

That poor fool. You get the Chinese girls shipped to you, not the other way round. They tend to look like he did after a few weeks in a cargo container.

Ya can’t hug’em with nuclear arms.

Reminds me of his hair for some reason.

My sympathies to all the young seamen that get deposited on the Milk, it’s a tall order refilling all those vessels.

So many edges it should be in a Dire Straits video. There must be a giant sign that says BIGGER in the Chevy design department.

So it’s getting the Corolla Altis treatment?

I just wear my beach gun. Are you people from California or something?

I really hope the last generation didn’t add a pokemon that evolved as Gunz/Riflez/Cannonz.

Erdogan read a book about Italian Fascism and thought, “Hey, I bet I could get away with that!” It’s scary how well he’s following the mold of a dictatorship, and it’s even scarier to know he’s probably going to be a shining example for most of the region in a year. Any time a government “burns the books and buries…

Or this happens. Physics is a mysterious thing.