The Caution Lap Grand Prix, 17 pulse-pounding laps of penalties and lawnmowing for the low low price of $300 grand!

VW wanted to name it the Frog and sell it on the Atlantic shoreline but for some reason French focus groups nixed the idea.

I live in a decent sized city, but we still only have one Subaru/Hyundai dealer, which to them is an absolute license to treat customers like shit. It has the only service department where I’ve seen people being told they “didn’t care” and the “repairs aren’t going to happen” after jerking them around for a month.…

Really though, this is one of the only cars I think that color scheme worked well on, and it didn’t get tired like the other gimmicky colors coming out around those years like burnt orange, electric green, or ChromaFlair. It was great until the clearcoat peeled off because it was defective on Ford’s “metallic” colors…

I think the WHO is off by an order of magnitude in calling this problem #1. The real #1 threat to European health is spontaneous molotov-based combustions during immigrant riots.

I would order mine in Pop-Tart Nyan and be permanently ignored by marketing.

I had a car in that color, stayed consistently pleasant for the duration of its life.

1. Joy Delete

I would love this in my new car. Upgrading from a 15 year old sports car to a new hatchback was like putting blinders on.

I can’t believe I had totally forgotten that song.

Five god damn pounds of sweet onion teriyaki sauce all over this man’s leather seats.

Occurring inside is one of the most bizarre orgies in history.

This report was submitted by the FHP’s own Captain Obvious, as he was promoted from his previous title of Corporal Rodriguez for his outstanding work.

That’s the largest overreaction to a sticker I’ve ever heard. You know you can just peel it off yourself in 30 seconds and not ruin a negotiation, right?

1. They can’t be suing if they’re dead. I’m guessing it was 13 suicides and 13 families that bit the bait a lawyer dropped on a class action.

Nobody was really surprised when they saw “Lamborghini melts” in the news this morning.

A sign language argument while driving does not sound safe.

The interior build quality is not very good, but at that price it’s an amazing deal on an overlooked car.

*That none of us can afford.

As horrible as this will sound, it might be preferrable to have the fighting start now before North Korea has functional missiles and nuclear warheads. That’s horribly reductionist but more nukes will not de-escalate a conflict. It’s a larger opportunity to damage their infrastructure.