It’s an 80-word description for a web link, I think Googling the right car photos is an acceptable line to draw for this type of post. I think not rushing the post is a more moderate suggestion. I am also wondering why Nicole (or anyone) has not posted about the original General Lee getting repainted because of the…

I refuse to look up what fleek means.

This woman is somehow more modest than Miley Cyrus.

A miserable little pile of speed.

“I honestly don’t know.”

The control arms on my ‘01 Mustang. I had to fix a leak in the fuel line the year before that. I decided I’d rather sell it than do any more repairs and I’m pretty happy with that choice still. It was a very low maintenance car though, I only had to replace a sensor in it and do routine maintenance. The clear coat…

And it still didn’t make the top 10 best automotive events.

I believe it, I need special mirrors just to see around my A pillars.

Much like the coelacanth, tales of its demise are greatly exaggerated.

Still the worst understeer I’ve ever felt on a car. These were shameful, right along with most of their lineup at the time.

I think this is an accurate depiction of the future of autonomous au-to-mo-beels.

I saw a guy driving just like you did... but he was going 65mph on a highway, in a loaded dump truck, with his feet out the window. I took his picture and he waved. $20,000 fines are the norm for that kind of thing, which is reasonable when you consider what happens when 15 tons of metal and rock barrels into a loaded…

Dance Like Morrissey Day should be a thing. I mean we have talk like a pirate day which is somehow dumber; we could probably switch them out without anyone noticing.

Converting a car by yourself to run on used oil is pretty cool. But I wish I could un-see that picture, it’s like the worst Borderlands 2 DLC possible.

If I am not staying at the hotel a wedding reception takes place in, I am not making it to my room that night. The single friend wanted the swank room to themselves because they are single, at a wedding, and surrounded by alcohol. Maybe if you were cooler they would have said yes.

Doug, I beg you as an educator to please stop this:

Usually this happens (to me) when the person in front is riding their brakes and inching forward until they are foot off someone’s bumper. These are the same people that sprint and hard brake inbetween red lights for no reason, and often refuse to actually move if the light turns green. This goes double for…