There’s a reason most of my horror stories begin “So I was in this Chevy ____ and I was already miserable...”

I actually saw one a few weeks ago on the highway. I’ll admit I laughed a bit.

Yes, the first light bulb was not an efficient design, more of a proof of concept until the filament chemicals were perfected. Then Edison bought the patents and pretended he made them. I don’t know anything about ML’s so I’ll wait for your column.

The engine itself is fine. The huge mistake they made for Skyrim is choosing to switch their script language to Papyrus. Broken triggers, commands, quest chains, CTD’s, etc. are all caused by Papyrus being incredibly inefficient and choking whenever more scripts are queued than it could handle. Every one of their…

So who got that call at the insurance office that day? “You’ve been in an accident? Did you get the other driver’s information? You hit a tank of what exactly?”

If Takata really calls it their “final solution” internally something has gone terribly wrong at the highest echelons of the company.

Got struck by a bolt in a ‘95 Z28. The power died for about 10 seconds but I don’t remember having any issues with the cpu or electronics resetting. It was mostly the “I just got struck by lightning and lived” that stuck with me.

I just love the term “underpowered V-12”

Hey I’m not gay but a free Camry is a free Camry.

I have all of the stoplight times on most of the major roads in my city memorized. Sometimes the extra 3mph will get you through the next 3 lights and save you 4 minutes, but if there are idiots going 15mph under the limit in the left lane there’s no point. There is one turn light that literally is on a 5 second timer…

At my university we had waterproof sandals and galoshes... GALOSHES.

I wish I could say this is the first time I’ve seen a motorcycle ignited like this, but I’m from the South.

This was a car I loved in spite of its looks, but I liked the facelift more (besides the new boxer’s mouth guard)

They’re both ugly as sin “trying too hard” redesigns. The new front is an improvement but they will never be able to fix that rear end.

Did every driver give you the finger on the way past and take a photograph of it? I’ve got to check the website.

Not that it’s hard to poop in space, it’s just really hard getting it to go where you want it to. You do not want a rogue poo loose in the shuttle cabin.

I already think they missed out by not naming the BRZ the Dingo. Some of those names are very “Toyota” like Ascent and Meridian. How about something astronomy themed, like a constellation with 7 stars? Like the Pleiades for instance. I’m sure nobody has used that yet. They can even use the Japanese name for it to…

How did you know I was a typography nerd? I liked Futura too. I can also understand why they decided to change it. Partially like some people are saying, because it’s more common and “bland”, which makes it easier for some people to read. Especially on computer screens, the resolution is a factor instead of just the…

When I had this years ago I found out my city can only manage to give me reception 10 minutes at a time. It’s a hurricane city that’s still too stupid to bury its cable lines!

A flash flood in that part of Texas is incredibly fast, the ground might have actually just had rain puddles when they went out. The mistake they made was not rolling the windows down and getting out when they had the chance.