Cox is that insufferable little girl in the Apple ad who’s all,“What’s a computer?” Just shut right the fuck up, the both of you.

Dude, Bud Selig is a hall of famer.

The “OK” knocked me out. It has to be the the step child of “I said what I said” This child is COMPLETELY unbothered by his teacher. It’s fabulous. And I have been trying to find a way to articulate what my mood for 2018 is and this child found it for me.

You should talk to somebody about your relationship with your dad.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

hell yeah......that’s why i watch sportscenter......standings...i fuckin love to wait 20 minutes to see a static image of something i can also find by googling “baswba;; standibgs” while on the treadmill without breaking stride

Balderdash! He’s no Boogati Kasino!

This retaliatory travel ban by the Cubans is much more entertaining I think.

I swear to God I remember Sinbad being an all star center in the NBA from the mid 90s well into the aughts, but people are telling me it was actually this dude’s dad.

*checks that spin pass in the lane* No, I don’t think thats a thing humans can do.

Yeah, well, sometimes you’ve just gotta go with plan B

What’s the point of your comment? Of course it’s possible, he’s the victim. It’s also possible he’s the perpetrator. It’s also possible they are both victims and both perpetrators. ...Yet, you choose to only articulate one such possibility - conveniently, the one where the woman is a lying gold digger/vindictive…

There is much evidence of athletes being violent to women, and so little evidence of women beating themselves to a pulp (or having others do it) because athletes are a meal ticket.

Any evidence indicating Greg Hardy is not in fact a “perfect monster?”

I think Sprewell showed that Warriors players do in fact have a history of grabbing things by the throat.

Some context, since it seems no one is planning on giving it:

I went to the same school as Bryant “Big Country” Reeves and the school was a pontoon boat and what we learned was that you have to keep Big Country wet or he’ll die. It was incredible to be a part of that.

“Sack Tap Arbitrage”or STA in 538 jargon.