This is how we got President Trump. 

Gamer anger is weird anger. 

And once again those of us Gen Xers are caught in the crossfire, shrugging and lamenting the fact that Thurston Moore cheated on Kim Gordon and broke up Sonic Youth even if, like most of us, their best years were behind them.

They put them all in nursing homes to die and spent their generational inheritance on cars, gadgets, and dot com era stocks..

Didn't they just stick them in old-age homes while mounting a strategy to privatize Social Security? 

If someone says “OK Boomer” to you, you should hope they’re being ageist.

Step 1: Shut down Deadspin

Counterpoint: Steph and Draymond + D’Angelo just got blown out by a OKC team that isn’t even likely to make the playoffs in the West and is certainly worse than at least five teams in the East. Stop with this bullshit.

This is another reason to be amazed LeBron went to 8 straight Finals.

Directly into my veins.

Remember when people thought Nagy was a genius? And Trubisky was on his way to bring a good QB?

I think we’re both missing a bigger point. Wings is on the list! Wings? Are you fucking kidding me?

Fleetwood Mac post-Peter Green is a waste of time.

In every photo of him, all I see is Don Jr.

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

You’re assuming he is getting laid.

Part of me wants to ask “what the fuck makes dudes like this think shit like this is okay?”

The rest of me understands: “Entitlement. Entitlement, and a culture that has been content until just recently to say ‘boys will be boys.’”

Thank god the second part of that appears to be experiencing some pushback, at least.…

Part of me suspects that’s how this post got so long.

I’ve heard of “suicide by cop” before, but “suicide by Myles Garrett” is new to me.

Can’t wait for the inevitable Trump tweet tomorrow calling AOC and Cruz “LOSERS” and insisting this thing be handled by @DennisRodman.