Joke’s on you — none of the Angels’ noodle-armed pitchers can throw 100 mph.

That’s fair enough, but given that Lucroy was concussed and had to have surgery to fix a broken nose, the Astros aren’t likely to receive much sympathy.

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

“This guy did something bad, so he deserves a suspension and a fastball to the skull.”

If only Harry Caray had been there to ask him if he thinks the moon is made of spare ribs. 

“It will never be done again...” as in the future.

Fair, but a much easier feat with 8 teams in the entire league.

How did he repair the damage done by the inexcusable comments he made on same-sex marriage that drew the ire of gay rights groups and cost him sponsors, including Nike? He kept fighting.

Yeah someone online was trying to tell me that we’ve never had a horribly racist theocratic President before and I’m like “You don’t know anything about the guys who have been President, do you?”

My first live sports memory is the 1988 Holiday Bowl. I was seven. I didn’t know who Barry Sanders was, and, in fact, waited halfway through the second quarter before I asked my dad “who is the orange man?” He went for 5 TDs and 222 yards on 29 attempts. It’s like his fifth best game that year. He really was this cool…

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

Congrats on joining us here at what I like to call, the punchline

I actually had the had the opposite reaction. I was actually ready to be pissed off thinking that they were going to kill the flesh flayer then all the people were somehow going to reincorporate out of the sludge. I’m glad they stuck to the dark tone. It was in keeping with the influences of films like The Thing, Invas…

That’s just crazy.  Barb is clearly the Mind Flayer.