No drill-dicked addiction monsters? Then I guess it's not about Trump!

To be safe they should refer to him as "Donald Trump, inspiration for 1989's Trump: The Game."

All this snark does seem a bit off-massage.

"Swedish Bikini Team no longer 10s. Sad!"

Then you should board and bag your genitals. They could be a collector's item some day.

Wait… her excuse is she meant terrorists instead of massacre? Then what she said would make no sense. She'd be saying the Iraqis were masterminds of themselves. While I Am My Own Mastermind would make a great title for a self-help book for potential supervillains, don't let Conway off with that bullshit. She meant…

I really hope there's a tense scene where Moe Berg almost blows his cover when he spits and adjusts his junk right in front of Hitler.

And Enzo has yet to master things like having a back and forth or putting over opponents. He pretty much just has the gift of delivering a string of insults at a target who doesn't say anything back.

A friend and I were just talking about the awfulness of little boys after she got back from a family reunion. Like out of my cousins and nephews there was one who wasn't a complete shit at that age. My theory is that the awkwardness of puberty is nature's way of getting back at boys for their douchery. If we could all…

That didn't stop some from insisting "both sides do it!" Like snickering over college students getting busted for their lame attempt at scoring booze is anywhere close ridiculing a child's looks.

I like JBL overall but his ripping on Carmella's jobbers feels icky too me. It's just nonstop about how they look with a few shots at their talent (although the vintage looking one did manage to mess up taking a simple reverse STO). On the other hand, the Blue Meanie name drop was a fun callback to his IRL issues with…

I'm with LaToya on Tyler's shorts. Hopefully something gets done with the Fashion Police (that's what I'm calling them even if Breezango is still their official name). I've noticed that they've have a few good showing while coming up short lately (being the last eliminated in that battle royal, for instance) so…

I think Corbin would have been fine if it was just him sitting there and occasionally saying something menacing. But sharing the desk with the God of Getting Everything Over was just too much for him.

Mean Mark Callous becoming the Undertaker killed kayfabe for me more than anything else. Some tweaks in gimmick I could go along with, like Big Bubba Rogers becoming the Big Boss Man. That's just a bodyguard from Cobb County going back to his roots as a prison guard from Cobb County. But a giant ginger who I had just…

I see that a lot on the innerwebs. If someone with a following isn't pushed right to the top of the card then they're being buried. No building someone up or getting sympathy. The marks are still marks, they just blame Creative instead of the heels for their favorite losing.

Maybe but I'm not just talking about selling injuries. He doesn't sell guys that just kicked his ass as threats. He's right back to "my dick is awesome and your girl wants to fuck me." Promo 101 is don't bury your opponents and that's all Enzo does. Guys that beat him and/or Cass aren't elevated in anyway because E&C…

I'm willing to wait and see what they're doing with Sasha because she was pretty testy with Bayley and her entrance was more subdued in attitude even as she went through the motions. Maybe she's on the verge of snapping and getting really interesting.

I really really really want Enzo to go away. Not get beat up because he'll just no-sell it his next appearance unless he's legit injured (dude, you got murderered by Brock at the Rumble, act like it at least a little). I don't want his already tired schtick dragging down actual talent anymore. This is someone who told…

Like a daughter of Stephanie McMahon would let a babyface go over her…

I think I got spoiled living in a rural California town where the GOP was dominant but the population too ethnically diverse for any racially motivated dickery to get much traction. The Republican polticians tended to be fiscally conservation but far less reactionary on things like immigration than a lot of their ilk.…