this is... COTD... damn epic... fine work sir. Sell this rework to TESLA

But people are stupid.

*sound slowly increases as car gets closer*

Damn you. Have a star.

Honestly, the original lyrics are depressing enough that it pretty much fits the electric/autonomous car thing perfectly.

The new service alert light is a bit irritating though.

What if it’s just one of Chester’s screams the entire time the car is in motion?

Push the start thing
I don’t know why
You don’t even really have to try
Keep that in mind
I designed this Dime
To get you work in time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away

what i’ve typically done is numb myself to the drudgery of crawling in traffic, but in the end, its getting there that matters, and if this gets me one step closer to somewhere i belong, then i’m for it.