It’s weird. Your complaints are actually some of the reasons I like the show.

Instead of manufacturing suspense and bleeding everything he can out of a situation, ONE takes the piss out of the mere idea of drawing that sort of thing out.

He knows what is important and paces those things appropriately.

1. Do we care…

My sincerest congratulations to that mad bastard. Seriously, beating the game with Coda is nothing short of a Herculean test.

how in the fuck

I’m going to have the most powerful army of Raticates in my neighborhood. (Seriously, that’s all there is. I squealed so hard I woke up my wife when a Bulbasaur appeared in my front yard last night.)

It is puzzling that you chose to use a specific mobile application as the main example, as if the fault lies with the software itself. Regardless of your intentions, it is rather misleading. You could have replaced every single mention of Pokemon Go with other actions such as “Buying a loaf of bread in the night”,…

This is some top notch creative race baiting.

Bigger.

I really don’t think this is the kind of person who people are just going to call the cops on. You couldn’t possibly look more metropolitan.

Congratulations, this is in the top five most moronic things I’ve read on the internet. It’s also a little racist.

Oh, fuck off.