between my Soros checks and my False Rape Allegation money I can’t even open my front door for all the cash I’m swimmin in.

Here’s a good tweet:

Momma there goes that ban!!!

I honestly can’t think of another “superstar” level player that I wouldn’t want on my team other than Melo—either historically or a contemporary. Maybe Charles Barkley? I’m a big Heat fan. We suck this year, and I still hope we get nowhere near Carmelo Anthony.

Melo, at least, is playing his cards close to the vest.

True to the spirit of Carmelo, this is the barely-beating the shot clock, contested twenty-footer of trades.

On the bright side, by the time this stadium is built, the Warriors won’t be able to afford retaining all those players, the league’s rules and other teams will catch up to the 3 point game, and Lacob’s winning culture will sit in mediocrity long enough for the tech scum to lose interest and alienate a dedicated part…

Snyder, Gilbert, Jerry Richardson, Lacob, Cuban. I’m sure I’m leaving out a dozen more who should fit into the bottom 5.

Championship year I went to the Finals for like $230 each from the box office. Good seats too. The Mark Jackson years, upper midcourts were like $40-60, depending on the team. Last year and this year though? You’re not wrong. I miss getting Dubs/Raptors for $5. I don’t miss rooting for Cherokee Parks and Corey…

I suffer through it gladly, but at least with Cohan we could afford to go to a game. Now I’m gonna be selling plasma, bone marrow, and possibly both kidneys to afford to see the Kings come and get beat by 50 points.

No, Jed is way beyond incompetent. He’s an entitled brat who kind of epitomizes the “born on third base and thinks he hit a triple.” It’s not just the incompetence with which he’s run the Niners (into the ground), it’s the attitude that goes with it.

Dolan, to the uneven rhythm of his born on third shitboy music.

Stan Kroenke, separating his scalp from that wig would be priceless.

When Maureen Dowd asked Peter Thiel why Cirque de Soleil performers had been hired to build the new arena, he replied dryly, “I would ask you, why wouldn’t they build the arena? We need to move past this ancient idea that buildings should be built by people who know how to build buildings. Let acrobats take a stab at…

Snyder’s too easy, so I’ll do Dan Gilbert. Predatory lending and the comic sans screed beat the pants off this holier-than-thou Silicon Valley BS.

This is just the nadir for this franchise. Turning its back on its hardy east bay roots. an east bay fanbase that has supported the club lovingly through some exceedingly tough times (cough Cohan cough), for filthy SF tech cash.

I can think of at least five:

If I were in a room with both of them with a gun that has one bullet, I’d lock the door from the outside and shoot myself.

My face is burning with embarrassment just watching those clips. I would have literally died of embarrassment if I was sitting in that audience in a suit.