“Wait, is he supposed to read all the way to THE BOTTOM of every intelligence briefing?” — Kellyann Conway

“That’s not fair”

And her hair could be used as kindling for a bonfire.

Don’t insult Barbie. Barbie was an astronaut, veterinarian, rock star, and ice cream maker, among other things. She was never a neo-Nazi con artist. I’m sure if she was though, Conway would have a first edition perched triumphantly on the mantle.

She’s worse than a fraud. She’s an apparently sentient being whose job is to defend the indefensible. And somewhere under that peanut brittle exterior, you know she knows it.

It’s a combination of that under bite, the awful limp hair that I’m sure has been that same tinny shade of blonde for 15 years and was probably originally a light, mousy brown, and the look of pure shit emanating from her cold, dead eyes.

What is it with these Trump women, I wonder. They’re like contemporary Manson groupies, only with overbleached hair and scary makeup. Plus, they are scary.

I hate that smug grimace and genteel arrogance she affects. Her attitude is “Yes, I’m lying right to your face, but you won’t dare call me out.” The disgusting part is she’s often correct.

As a woman I really hate doing this to another woman, but she is one unattractive, ugly woman. I think it’s her shriveled, shallow soul physically manifesting itself.

Nuremberg Barbie

She really does look like she should be in a cottage made of candy out in the woods, luring in people that believe in climate change and equal rights and eating them before they can vote.

Oh Amen to this. Hate is a strong word. I hate that sorry excuse for a woman.

I can’t watch or listen to any of them - Orange Julius, Kellyanne, all trump relatives, all surrogates, all cabinet members. I will just have to read transcripts of everything for the next 4 years because seeing their faces in motion and hearing their voices makes me physically ill.

Watching Trump? Like watching a clown, kinda creepy but kinda entertaining at inconsequential stuff. Maybe a joke or two. Her? She’s like watching someone who skinned a clown and wears it.

She is just blablablahing, never answers to anything, she is just Hillary this or that or answer with a question and, my favourite, “he did not mean that...”.

The same reason nobody likes a squealer—they’ve put their untrustworthiness on display. Conway straight up sold herself and is wearing the price tags tattooed all over her Crypt Keeper’s White Trash Cousin body.

YES. This is why I was so taken with Lauren Duca’s response to Tucker Carlson badgering her in that well-publicized interview a few weeks back — she just laughed in his face. It deflates them like nothing else. And then you see the bully come out — hear Conway hissing “Not true! Unfair!” while Myers is speaking.

The fact that he can sit there and laugh is perfect too, because it’s what is expected of him and is extremely damaging to their argument and to their mind frame as a whole. No one on Trump’s team are people who don’t mind being laughed at, so the ability to both shut them down and essentially say “lol k” at the same…

“That’s not true.”

Chuck Todd needs to explain to Seth Meyers how real journalism works. I mean, the very idea of putting a Republican operative on the spot like that, and asking, you know, real questions, and then asking follow ups, and not letting the operative get away with saying whatever Frank Luntz bumper-sticker happens to roll…