Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

They should hang it in their old building, right before they demolish it.

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

You can charge him with assault after you charge the Warriors minority owner with assault. It’s only fair..

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

Jokes are hard, but keep working and I’m confident you’ll get one some day!

The Raptors shot 50 percent from the floor and 39 percent from three, which is a whopping three percent better than their respective regular season averages. Settle down.

When did he stop?

The house is not vacant. Todd Haley has been staying there since Brown moved out.

Indeed--a person with a clipboard is a person with authority.

Lol. So to this guy, there are two options:

I mean, come on, he worked with Papa John. He can probably work with anyone. 

OW ME BACK

“But, but...the Triangle...lol” 

You can claim that Gase is looking at Manning for this position, but I’ve seen pictures - Gase has got his eye on everyone right now.

That’s my preferred method to steal stuff. I bring in a dolly and moving blankets while the store is open. They usually don’t even ask why if I’m carrying a clip board. 

“MMA is a spectacle of violence, and it grinds down fighters’ bodies to nubs faster and more brutally than any other sport.”

Well we know he wasn’t playing any character that was trying to help his family.  So that should narrow it down.  

Fellow Bears fans watching him burn over and over and over

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