His job isn’t to define words. It’s to discuss football. Cut the man some slacks.

We had chickens on our farm when I was growing up, and they are awful animals. They are noisy little shit factories undeserving of respect, unlike the other noisy shit factory animals which seemed somewhat worthy of respect. (Ducks are borderline.)

She’s shortening your user name. :)

He really is... all that.

What a great guy... just watch out for that Knuckle-Puck.

Nice-a shot!

But seriously, for all the men who have previously been wrongfully accused of a crime and have either been killed for it or spent a substantial amount of time in prison

These guys may be the only team defeated by the Magic all year. 

And just like that... you’re a meme.

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

Skinless chicken breasts have a thicker skin than KD.

He did win Overly Defensive Player of the Year, though.

Not to mention time began billions of years ago, not a few thousand years ago like that fiction book tries to tell everyone

Not all of us are. Speak for yourself.

We’ve essentially reached the level of malfeasance on the part of NFL teams that I’m pretty much down with anything players can do to get around the system of indentured servitude currently in place for rookie contracts.

At what time does he assault an immigrant?

Determined, Underappreciated, Misunderstood Ballers

“...tested positive for a banned substance in Italy”

He got better

“I demand a recount.”

--Antonio Cromartie