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Full_Moon_Carny
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I hope you took all his birthday presents and dumped them straight into the trash when he did that.

Terrible take

More than anything, Russ seems to be relieved that he survived that raccoon attack, sacrificing only his shirt.

The Cavaliers finally believed him when Love lifted his shirt and showed the leeches still stuck on his back.

So much drama in the CLE

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

Chris Paul currently ranks 16th on the all-time leaderboard for VORP at 73.59 (source: https://www.basketball-reference.com/leaders/vorp_career.html). Only PGs ahead of him on the list are Jason Kidd (11th, 78.19) and Magic (12th, 77.40). Dude is a premier perimeter defender and insanely consistent and efficient

Orange you glad I don’t drive a Tesla?

LOL

Weird, I usually go INTO the bathroom when I have the runs...

Maybe Rodney was just pissed the guy was filming in portrait mode.

Then don’t run. There seems to be a very simple solution to your concern.

How would this new rule apply as it was not in the original contract signed by the resident?

And Death Metal band rehearsal every day, from 8am-4pm.

Ok. Now is the time. That terrible photo of you the one time you tried a banana hammock? Cardboard blowup just inside the open garage. Your questionable sex toy collection? Hung on a clothesline at the top of the door. Your Andy Warhol tribute art depicting HOA board members seductively devouring various meat

Men, we need to take responsibility for our actions BEFORE we die so that things like this don’t happen. That’s why I just sat my wife and children down on the couch and told them that when Daddy leaves their mother in a few years for a piece of hot young blond ass, there is NO WAY I will leave them out of my will.

He was just trying to pronounce “Ngakoue.”

Annoyed with Ngakoue’s repeated taunts, Incognito called him a nagger.