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Are we 100.00% sure the guy in the Fletcher Cox jersey is not in fact Fletcher Cox?

Wait, if the Iditarod has a bus to throw people under, why do they make these poor dogs pull sleds over thousands of miles?

RETREAT MODE

what a strange, stupid species we are. Imagine how sad and empty your life must be to care about something so trivial that you actually threaten someone’s life over it.

“but he camped and won and that’s cheap!” grow up. It’s a fucking game. Go get a real problem

I just asked my two year old son where I should go. He said “Hi!”

You know not the forces you have called upon.

Ds what

Look at that, a rapist who doesn’t like people forcing him to do things he doesn’t want to do. How quaint.

“Alright, I wrote the article. Please get off my neck.”

Maurice Jones-Drew.0

You did or he did?

Fuck this idea that the flag means more to the military.

Wow you actually did what he jokingly said someone would do.

I think I’m more concerned that a high school has officially licensed gear.

Disagree. If all this social media stuff was around in Jordan’s heyday, we’d have grilled him because he’d be doing all kinds of hyper-thin-skinned bullshit.

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

I think it’s pretty clear that Durant is just more comfortable being the third person.

One of my COs on deployment used to claim all the time that he was close personal friends with Santana Moss; I was/am a rabid DC fan, and loved Santana. The CO was from Mississippi, not Florida, never explained HOW he knew him, and had always talked a good game, so I didn’t really believe him, but wasn’t in a position

KD is a tremendously gifted basketball player who happens to be the embodiment of all millennial stereotypes: can’t handle criticism, wants the easy road to success, doesn’t eat at Applebee’s, etc.

The UFC has announced that they will now be paying McGregor in boat parts. The winner of the final Diaz trilogy fight will win a propeller and a buoy.