So, Leonard Williams, if you want to get your hookah stuff, you should probably reach out to the Morristown police department.

I was going to say this but you beat me to it.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”