Because it’s cold and rainy in Ohio. Otherwise, we would’ve had sanctioned drag races.

My son’s 5 year old friend is a pro at Cars Driven to Win on PS4. He talks loads of shit to my son, his friends and even his older brother. So, obviously, I had to set him straight at his birthday party. I was smoking him, about to win the race, and the little shit reset the game on me.

Absolutely awful take. This will not happen.

You have to do at least a 6-8 week full training camp first. The guy got paid $10,000 by the way. Still worth it? 

Let’s reenact it to see your body’s response.

Seemed like Bjelica was just trying to avoid getting punched. These ejections are getting out of hand.

Which one is Mark Davis?

Damn! that’s solid.

Whatever man. Who cares?

Did they touch you somewhere unpleasant?

What the hell are you babbling about?

So you can call him a n****, but bitch crosses the line?

What’s a computer? DIRR!

Poor Pittsburgh... you’re fucked.

For speed of course

Meh...

We need a new NBA Jam just so you can play as the Pelicans.

I get it dude, you don’t like Lebron. That’s ok. I’m not a fan either.

Nope, still didn’t hear Frank’s name mentioned. He’s just promoting his guy. Nice try buddy.

Are you certain he said those things? I’m fairly sure he didn’t even mention Frank Ntilikina. Send a link so I can be informed.