full-moon-carny
Full_Moon_Carny
full-moon-carny

So... how much was Belichick paying him?

My almost 5 year old would chew you up and spit you out. He’s never been afraid of a spanking, and it’s never been effective.

And you know what Marvin Lewis is doing with his terrible line?

I know nothing about robot vacuum cleaners. My wife keeps asking for one. What’s the difference between one of these and a Roomba?

I know nothing about robot vacuum cleaners. My wife keeps asking for one. What’s the difference between one of these

Slip on the ole cleats, Albert. You’ll know what to do...

I remember seeing dirt bikes doing backflips for the first time. It was amazing. Now, they’re pulling off triples.

I couldn’t agree more! Fuck bullies. Put them in their place. I have a 4 year old son that will be taught to defend himself with zero repercussions.

I was picked on and dunked on my head in elementary school multiple times, and even in my 30s, I regret not sticking up for myself. Things changed as I progressed through

I know that Mom.

I thought Jared Fogle was in prison

Sign the hat thrower, Marvin! He’s got better accuracy than Dalton.

I’m just trying to imagine that big sumbitch hiding behind a little slot machine.

All that shit is going in the trash anyways. They’ll write it all off with their insurers.

You’d think he’d be able to find a hat in his size at the Leprechaun store. 

No they don’t. The second Cincy cuts him, he’s pursued by most of the league.

How young are you? Have you never watched old NFL footage?

Receivers should just start looking backwards on every route.

Untouchable!


Go on.. let’s hear how.

You married a Juggalo? Pass the faygo, bro!

Good thing they didn’t trade their own possessions in for tattoos. That would’ve have been much much worse.

You’ve obviously never met a 4 year old on less than 10 hours of sleep.