Astonishing as it may seem celebrities, just like normal people, do not make all of their relationship decisions based on the news of the last six months when the relationship in question has lasted more than a decade.

You... aren't married, are you. 

I never understood those kind of takes. Why only stay with Satyricon as if it is the only work that can be done with this subject matter? Tinto Brass made my cinephile taste as much as Hitchcock. And I am gay.

My favorite thing about Yaddle’s Tales appearance was that she spoke normally, indicating Yoda only talks like that because he’s a weird fuck.

Having seen what was originally released, I would be interested in seeing it. It always seemed like there was a better film that could have been shown given some of the scenes that were included, especially young Malcolm’s. But I sure as hell don’t want to see it sitting in a theatre with a bunch of people getting…

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I also liked Ahsoka well enough. I can see why some people thought that it was overly slow and didn’t really seem to accomplish very much but I suppose some folks were maybe hoping it would have been a bit more like a live-action Rebels.

To spite you specifically.

His face is publicly announcing its lack of ability to be felt.

If cocaine were a person, it would be Bob Guccione.

Not sure I knew this was in the works... but I am super down for it.

Hardly a new trend. Remember when Real Genius, My Science Project, Weird Science, and (on TV) Misfits of Science all came out in 1985? Or Vice Versa, Big, and 18 Again in 1988? Or Deepstar Six, The Abyss, and Leviathan in ‘89?
Those are just off the top of my head.

He has a SINGLE tattoo that we can see and he’s “Jokerfied.” You know your takes are lame when people on Twitter of all places complain that a joke is done to death. 

ABBA buys KISS!!!

“Why anyone would rather go to this than, say, a local karaoke night or couch screening of Mamma Mia! is a mystery to this writer”

It’s always a bad idea to choose celebrities as role models or look at them as your ‘favorite’ people.

So now she’s quitting quitting.

Lizzo isn’t actually quitting music

Genuinely pretentious in the old school sense of the term.

I quit giving any negative energy attention.