Anyone ever play the Half-Life mod Vampire Slayer back in the day? Vampires could move similarly to that but was by design.

The title had my curiosity, the content has my attention. I’m really digging the Space Battleship Yamato aesthetic.

billions and billions

Just like it says in the article, yeah.

I always considered the Ghosts ‘N Goblins games to be 2D Dark Souls.

It’s mostly due to the fact that Moore’s Law stalled out about a decade ago. A top of the line CPU from ten years ago will run today’s games just fine. That’s never been the case before. Imagine running a game from 2012 with the best processor from 2002.

No it’s plural for Sanka. He is in fact multiple cups of decaf coffee given sapience.

I’ll actually give this game a shot. The ASCII graphics were such a turnoff for me.

Kinda early for an April Fool’s joke, innit?

That’s pretty hilarious. Okay, so it’s not the food. Is it the limited timedness of it all? Because the Gamestop garbage will be there forever, but the four eyed monstrosities will not.

They’re only fraudulent if they’ve ever claimed to be journalists. As far as I know, they’ve only ever claimed to be bloggers. It’s a job that pays so little that it’s not really worth getting angry at them for their typographical errors. I sure as shit wouldn’t put much effort into the job were I in their position.

Well the only difference is that those things came with food. So I guess the lesson here is that Gamestop should sell food and bundle this garbage with it?

Pfft, next you’re going to tell me that other people are allowed to play Tony Stark. What absolute nonsense.

I don’t think Resident Evil has ever gone Free to Play.

My first playthrough of the original, I tested out an incendiary grenade on a cow because there were no villagers left. The lantern trick reminded me of that.

This hurts my soul a little. Who’s next, Sid Meier?

I dare Hollywood to remake Casablanca.

Oh boy, there he goes killing again!

He fucks Billy Batson’s biological mom.

The only good thing to come out of that movie was the Sega Genesis game. I think. It’s been decades since I’ve played it, but I do recall it being pretty rad.