The one place capitalism has yet to reach.

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I think the newest update brings everyone’s power level to under 9000 for balance’s sake.

Took a peek at the greys, and yep. They can stay grey.

At least they had the good sense to release it on a Wednesday.

That’s right, it’s nobody’s fault. Just an unforeseen side effect of corporations existing.

Came for the ridiculous story, stayed for the ridiculous puns.

So a good final moral thing here is that online gaming was a mistake.

In a world... where Mario is played by fucking Chris Pratt!!!

Doubt it. It’ll just have all the Creation Club content included.

I’m assuming Hugh’s.

Non sequitur, but it just blows my mind that Trump is literally *not* aware of things he does and does not know. Fucker somehow tricks himself into thinking he knows everything about everything while actually knowing nothing about nothing. It’s bonkers that he may get elected again.

I haven’t played the games so I’m just talking out of my ass here, but I *think* since those particular zombies don’t have eyes, they use the clicking as a form of echolocation. Don’t quote me on this, I know jack shit about the games except that they use the real life zombie ant fungus as inspiration.

Have him slowly deteriorate through the ages, but never actually die, like Wooden Decoy Jerry.

Bad mojo betwixt potentially bad people.

This is much better reasoning than the dude who said it was just laziness.

I hadn’t considered a period piece Bond movie. And it would be topical to make the Russians the bad guys again.

I was willing to give it a shot on the sole fact that D and D weren’t involved.

You’re right. How about dirtbag?

lol