First off, please allow me to congratulate you on the 'Kentucky Fried Movie' name! Secondly, "just turned the scene into a prolonged wet fart" is the funniest thing I've seen on the internet in awhile. Kudos.

I just saw this in a rerun. Keith Carradine was great as a guest star.

The telegraph texting was awesome; I was laughing every time she was doing it.

Alien Ant Farm, anyone?

Kyle and Lyle; that was a good laugh!

For some reason, I used to believe that I was the only person to be embarrassed about telling a girl I later broke up with that I loved her. This episode really made me feel better knowing that it is oftentimes hard to say, and even harder to take back (which you really can't take it back once it's out there).

It was excellent; good call! Oh and by the way, it was a great (but weird) mascot.

I kind of thought that Brad did all that for Sue; I like your scenario much better, though!

Although I think Phil is the MVP of this show, Lily is quickly moving up in the rankings.

That's what made it funny. The delivery was just perfect for such an odd event.

"He shot a guy; and the guy apologized!"

The only "good" clown is a dead clown (like John Wayne Gacy).

Really? It was a spider. I like spiders. It should not have been a spider.

TOO many double entrendres to fairly address. Kudos to you, sir.

Too bad that he had to grow up. Sadly, being happy and fluffy has already been done.

Clowns are just weird, creepy, and frighteningly not funny.

Clowns are evil, but the big clock was funny. Phil has a fear of clowns (for whatever reason). I personally do not care for clowns. John Wayne Gacy often performed as a clown at kid parties.

I just saw this as a rerun (obviously). I just about threw a lung laughing when Fizbo pulled out the clock after accepting the douchebag's "apology."

Apposite. It could be an attempt at irony, or just a moron. Who knows?

It's a random posting on the internet. Penny's short hair makes her look like a Nazi guard in a WWII prison camp.