I was hoping that Leonard's "big reveal" would be that he hates Penny's hairdo. He's refusing to set a wedding date until she grows it back to normal.

If Sofia Vergara doesn't win the oscar for this performance, the Academy is dead to me!

Why does the Goldbergs make me cry sometimes? I'm a grown man, but it still hits me when Pops tells Murray truly heartfelt things, such as that Murray has had a friend all along.

The lions had to eat, didn't they?

"Walk it off, Goldberrg!" Perfect high school coach speak.

The detention thugs were clever enough to change Coach Babbitt's last name to "Boobitt," yet not clever enough to add an "S" before her first name. The quality of this century's juvenile delinquents both appalls and saddens me.

It made an appearance when Howard and Bernadette got married. It was visible when the door was cracked open so that Howard would not see the bride.

Not at all. The Ever Present Football Player is a character in the Butthole Surfers' song "Pepper."

Does it matter? ;)

Nah, that dude that plays Eddie is a total dick. Just like real life.

Auf Wiedersehen, you miserable kapo!

Could be meat; could be cake…meat-cake!

Yes, the Hanja "4" is Sa, as is the Hanja "death" also Sa. I was staying on the fifth floor of a Korean hotel and was atounded how quickly I went from the third floor to the fifth floor (I used to drink a little). After a day or two, I noticed a "Sa" (the death symbol Hanja) carved into the linoleum floor. I realized…

C'mon, Dr. Chicago was a great line!

Best part of the entire episode.

Indeed, truly a Zen moment. I immediately thought of "The Cool Cats" as well.

That dude can just shut the hell up. Rednex' Cotton Eye Joe is a great song. Here's the deal: I first heard it when I was overseas on a mission to defend the United States of America's First Amendment. I respect his stupid opinion, as I have served to defend his right to have a stupid opinion. I have the right to say…

Good catch! I KNEW she looked familiar.

Sue Sue McGrew. THAT was hilarious!

Penny said that "Now they're doing that phony link arm-drink thingy. I totally taught him that."