I’m not sure if this makes me a feminist but I believe that women have just as much of a right to be snobbish elitist douche bags as men do.

There’s an authorised licensed version of 12 Angry Men where all the jurors are women. I love the concept because if you think about it it’s a play that technically fails the Bechdel test (literally ALL the characters talk about in the play is a man) but they’re talking about a man in a way you rarely see women do in…

The most Tony-nominated musical of the year was Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812. It’s based on War and Peace, by Tolstoy, one of the whitest novels/stories in the history of whiteness and stories and white people stories. Like, everything is literally covered in snow most of the time. Natasha is a…

Wow, okay, you are a troll.

“A lot of musicals are set in the olden days when minorities were not really around”

Fixed it for you.

Those dorky gifts would be enough to make me stop drinking!

He has always been bitchy and critical of the Williams sisters. He had the nerve to claim they were unfriendly and disrespectful, and cold. Yes, this man who was known for throwing tantrums and yelling at people when things didn’t go his way talked shit about those girls when I believe they were still teenagers, or…

This narrative of “hahahaha, having kids is so exhausting and awful mommy has resorted to drinking! No biggie!” is flat-out gross. Yes, having kids is exhausting and sometimes awful but let’s not normalize heavy drinking as a coping mechanism.

Can’t tell you how much I hate the wink-wink “mom’s juice” promotion of wine drinking! I know too many women (“moms” and non-moms) who have developed alcohol problems in middle age. I don’t care how successful you are or if you have kids, if you are daytime drinking in your living room or drinking daily at night to…

I grew up with Dannon Fruit on the Bottom (berry flavors only plz) so I thought I liked yogurt. Then one day I had a Yoplait. What is wrong with their yogurt? Why is it the texture of play slime? Why???

I swear to god, I heard a choir of angels singing in my head when I found myself in one for the very first time in Vegas. I NEVER EVEN KNEW THEY EXISTED till I walked over the threshold. I got a Santa Fe salad and basically ate the leftovers for the next 3 days. I would go back to Vegas just to go to that restaurant.…

Why are people so mad about this? I feel like it looks ridiculous and that is how I like my Ryan Murphy since I don’t think he’s a great visionary or anything.

They sell cheesecake. The place could be covered with black velvet Elvis posters and Thomas Kinkade paintings and I would still go there.

COLIN FIRTH.

“Zaddy” sounds like slang from the early 20th century. “Zooks, Zaddy, it’s 23-skidoo for us and your zoot suit!”

What makes the difference to me is that he got out of the car, said he didn’t want to die, and she kept pushing him to get back in. At that point he probably wouldn’t have gone through with it even if she said nothing at all, and egging him on caused harm.

It’s murky legally, because normally another person’s intentional action, i.e. turning a car on and filling it with carbon monoxide, and then intentionally deciding to get back in after questioning it, breaks the chain of proximate causation. But that’s not an absolute rule. I’m not sure she should be held liable for…

All I can think is: Leslie is a fucking snitch-ass bitch.

Celia Cruz 💖