BRILLIANT

I think he really has been working on this for a long time, but regardless all his films are Austenesque so it’s perfect he went literal with it.

Austen + Stillman! Someone got peanut butter on my chocolate!

My 12yo recently asked me if we could watch it and I have been coming up with one excuse after the other because *I* am too chicken to see it again.

Everybody wins!

Yeah, but he pulled a Nice Guy on her and shunned her because she had the audacity not to date him, then forced her to lie to her friend. Pass.

Common Sense Media literally breaks down every violent and sexual element in a movie, down to a count of how many times “fuck” is said. And if they miss it, the pearl-clutchers in the comments will let you know and also include how many times the Lord’s name was taken in vain.

She was standing behind an oven or a stroller 90% of the time, they could have managed.

I think that had more to do with Lorelai not wanting her parents to manipulate and micromanage Rory like they had done to her.

Marty was the worst of all of them. Bullet dodged (for once).

Same. I really wish Christopher had gotten his shit together, they could have had some good times.

Also: actual chemistry, even if it didn’t work out for them IRL

Thank you! I don’t understand why everyone wants them together, Lorelai is a pain in the ass but at least she’s always up for a good adventure. It sounds like hell for her to end up with a perpetually grumpy guy who never wants to do anything or go anywhere and flies off the handle if he so much as has to change his…

Beautiful Ruins and Where’d You Go, Bernadette?

Exactly. Imagine that, millions of people who “they” grouped together willy-nilly based on nothing but a common (to a certain extent) language maybe completely different from each other in race, culture, cuisine, heritage...MINDBLOWING, no?

The covers actually pain me be cause the books are excellent. I ordered them after many recommendations and without seeing the covers and when they arrived my first thought was that everyone had been bullshitting me.

Haha, the elevators are so slow in the building that pressing ANY button is enough to piss everyone else off.

Yeah, going downstairs there is that one second where there is no ligament support and you are completely at the whim of gravity! Which is why I don’t even try that shit in heels.

I work on a second floor, normally wear heels to work, and have a injury to my patella that is only an issue going up or down stairs in heels (down is actually worse than up). And I wish I had a little sign I could wear explaining all of this to all the people who glower at me after I hit the “2" button on the…

She also talks about what a bitch dieting is before photo shoots and such, doesn’t BS that she looks like that naturally.