Hey Andrew P. Collins, how about considering a kind of lanyard or rope for your jumbo-key? It works well for me, I have never lost a carkey before due to the ridiculously long rope attached to it. Its simply too bulky and difficult to misplace or lose to those hard-to-reach crevices in a car.

Absolutely correct...and there is a difference between “dressing nicely/smartly” and “dressing comfortably”

Is that a human buried inside that thing? Reminds me of “The Mask (Jim Carey)“