3/7/2017, 5am’ish.

I married a Brit, so am almost completely desensitized to cunt now.

That’s a very strange video. I help take care of some hissing cockroaches at the museum sometimes...

I was working in the local indie rock store when the news broke. One of our buyers was on the phone with Geffen (Nirvana’s label) at the time so we knew before most. It was somber- we played their catalog start to finish, took turns using the store phone to tell friends and even got interviewed by the local news crew.…

Those who voted for him do not typically visit sites like this. You can usually find them getting their propaganda news from places like Breitbart.com or Fox News. Also, voting was definitely not at an all-time high, in fact it was a 20 year low. http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/11/politics/popular-vote-turnout-2016/

This is the only answer that makes any sense. Any nazi memorabilia should fund massive investments in holocaust education, redistribution amongst holocaust survivors and their families, and the building/upkeep of temples etc., and so on.

The Lemmy documentary really killed my buzz for Hawkwind or Motorhead. It’s hard to enjoy the music when all you can think about is him riding around in that goddamn tank.

Love the spin: “We were just practicing so we could weed out the problems.” Riiiiight.

The proceeds should go to charity and all of his possessions should be banned like ivory.

Man, i hated rotary phones. You had to start all the way from the beginning if you made a mistake and didn’t dial the reich number.

The American taxpayers just bought a phone that probably doesn’t even work.

Deadpool might actually be the sanest person in the Trump administration.

Nah it’ll be totally fine. We’ll put them on a tropical island where they can’t escape. Not that it matters because what, the raptor is going to figure out how to open a door? I don’t think so. Maybe we could even generate some revenue for research to bring back other dinosaurs by letting people pay to come check out…

And imagine the teacup Woolly Mammoth’s they’ll genetically engineer to fit in your purse! I’m gonna get three of them and name ‘em muffy, fluffy and buffy.

Person posting comments on a blog tells scientists doing groundbreaking work “Don’t you have better things to do” without sense of irony.

I think the only reasonable solution is some kind of no-holds-barred battle royale to the death with the trainers and staff. Just put all 11 orcas and all the people in the pool until only one person or whale is left, then they are king of Sea World.

Okay but it’ll be accidental kitten scratches to the eyeball.

If he hadn’t pissed off China, he could have had it made there and shipped over. I’m beginning to think he’s bad at the business.

I don’t think you should eat adults at all. You rarely eat older adult animals, they’re mostly used for pet food, stock, protein bars etc. so we probably shouldn’t eat anyone over say 25 anyway