saying derogatory things about Mr. Met’s mom

Everyone needs to calm down about this. Mr. Met only has four fingers . . . he is the JPP of mascots! . . . he is incapable of giving anyone the middle finger because he doesn’t have one to give.

He blew a .00 or, as John Daly calls it, .3 under par.

Tiger Woods: [tries walking straight line, but keeps veering off to one side or the other]

“Hey Jeff, what do you want on your toast? Somemarzipan?”

They also are charging him with 1) Stealing Detroit’s Schtick and 2) not being happy to see them, just having a fish in his pants.

That’s what annoyed me about how the announcers were calling the fight. The one guy said it was a distraction as he threw it to the side. No, he tried to throw that thing as hard as he could at Strickland and it just slipped out of his hand.

I can’t even tell the teams apart because of those stupid fucking uniforms.

It slipped out of his hand. He is trying to grip the very thin brim of a hard plastic helmet, and he is attempting to throw it through the guy’s soul. Pretty easy to say it slipped out of his hand in my opinion.

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

That was at harper’s hip, not his head. If it was intentional (which I think it was), it was where it should be. Strickland is bad because he’s ineffective and a hot head but a goon?

All of which I prefaced by saying the evidentiary backing was based upon suggestive evidence, and not scientifically established fact.

I made no such statement.

and as someone who has also done both and competed at a high level in wrestling, I’m aware of how they feel different. As someone in the medical field, that doesn’t put you in a position to factually tell people the long-term effects of MMA blows either on their own or vs other sports - because again, we don’t know…

Hi Dana. Thanks for stopping by Kinja.

If you’re a middle aged man and your shorts are longer than any of the teenage basketball players’ around you, you need to examine your life choices.

My dad wears big dogs. He also wears Costco jeans. He’s also not allowed to be seen in public with me.

Naming an AAU team after yourself just one more hallmark of the well-adjusted.

His over-inflated ego.

If the pitcher is on the rubber and starts his motion towards the plate, the ball that leaves his hand is a pitch. If the batter swings while the ball is live, it’s a strike. Joking swing, practice swing... doesn’t matter, it’s a swing.