I use a Tampermonkey script in Chrome that replaces every article that uses the “Shared from Compete” tag with a random porn image.

Your baby will KNOW and just stare at you.

Since this is a former athlete, he will receive additional resources and attention by authorities. Georgia State Police have mandated a search perimeter the size of Greg Maddux’s strike zone.

Well there isn’t. You don’t get to change votes just because you don’t like the results, you self-entitled shitbag. Clinton lost, deal with it.

I think if I made a decision to send millions of dollars of missiles at a country, I’d want people to support it too. Not because that support means more twitter followers and pussy to grab, because that’s a huge fucking decision. Just because the guy sounds like he’s about to say “J5 is alive!” doesn’t mean he’s an…

Hot take: maybe the evil, hateful Republicans wanted to send a message to the guy who just gassed a bunch of kids.

Ahh yes because your life has changed so dramatically in the last hour

Maybe he should’ve drawn a red line in the sand. That always works.

Or he could sit around picking his nose not following through on idle threats like Obama did when Assad used chemical weapons on his own people. But I’m sure your idea is good too.

This is the bossest thing Ive heard today, & I now love Phil Mc.

Who the fuck is playing golf with Phil Mickelson for cash?

It’s worth it to follow a team.

Sometimes you’ll get to see a player doing coke.

...wait.

I’m going full millennial here, but the person who took the video of the snapchat must be someone who knows Kahaloa well, because he has a “snap streak” with Kahaloa, meaning they send snaps back and forth to each other. There’s a little “19" next to his name, which means they have gone 19 straight days sending each…

I’m old. But kids/millenials/whippersnappers/Mumblerap fans/manchildren...why in the fuck would you ever film yourself doing something like this? Do you play it back and masturbate furiously to it? Do you show it to women or teammates to impress them? Is there any benefit, upside, or payoff to filming this?

I can say with 100% certainty that in my days of doing coke, I never once tried to capture the moment for the sake of prosperity.

I mean if you’re going to Snapchat yourself doing a bump of coke at least have the presence of mind to use the whimsical dog filter.

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I can get behind that (but I wouldn’t want to get in front of it).

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase. 

Regarding your hope of wearing No. 7 for the Yankees, Clint, here’s your answer: No.