“Just catch the ball.”

Pace of game overall is the issue, not extras.

Watching this video gives me the exact same feeling as watching my four-year-old do anything that requires basic fine motor skills.

Pretty sure the scientific term is ‘cock-meat sandwich.’

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

If no one on SC had the presence of mind to tell Grayson Allen “Have a nice trip! See you next fall!” then this win should be vacated.

I’d be fine with United winning the league every year for the next decade if it meant that England entered Russia 2018, Euro 2020, and Qatar 2022 with expectations of winning, and then crashed out of the group stage in all three tournaments.

Wait, he only called road games last year? Wouldn’t that be way less restful than only calling home games, a la Vin Scully?

Plus England is northern pasty white ass country that doesn’t produce great athletes

Can we just stop with the “dong” era? It was dumb when Deadspin writers began using it and it’s still dumb now. I know a few of the writers stopped using dong, but here I am today and the dong is still flying freely at Deadspin.

Solo homer... it’s called a solo homer.

‘One-run homer’ gave me the giggles

Far be it for me to stop the Pats hate train, but didn’t they just hand Stephon Gimore $40 million+ guaranteed, and trade for Cooks, Ealy, Allen, and sign Guy? None of whom are white.

Why is this White Sox beat report-esque story posted on Deadspin?

I think you should have issued a warning about Mayfield whimpering like a little girl at the end. What the fuck was that, man?

“Hey, Lavar, any chance you’d be willing to give up one of your three highly functional Balls?”

All these articles show that by obsessing over this stuff you reveal yourselves to be everything that you hate. You know that, right?

Go fuck myself? *Jerks off to the Superbowl highlights* drew, shoulda thought that through more!

i gotta stop givin you fuckers clicks

Ahh Lindsey eat a d ick or die trying....